-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
lmfaaaoo (but ananas? hardly look like a banana w/o a B to me)
(Source: cl0udchaser)